The Belfast20m Foundation is a non-government, non-profit making organisation.

Our goal is to further promote public awareness to the undisputable fact that Nigel Dodds is,(according to our survey), an alien, who probably eats live crabs and has a special spray-on type skin which he probably removes at night when nobody is looking.

We are managed by a committee of concerned citizens and we offer a global, (soon to become universal), Alien Report Information Service.

Our webservers are located within a secure, impenetrable location at Castlereagh; an area synonymous with high security.

Founded last Thursday, following years of public pressure, our research continues to rely completely on your feedback.

Post your sightings and reports of strange or alien-like activity on the Alien (Visitors) Page and please take a moment to complete our 'Is Nigel Dodds an Alien?' poll.

The webmaster reserves the right to use conjecture.